Monday, February 5, 2018

BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz On Monday!

Good morning!  I'm pleased to present you with a quiz.  As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer.  If you're right that's fantastic, and if you're wrong you'll see putting the hammer down.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and cover your answers!


--Wildcat Rock Machine








1) What kind of tracks are these?

--Raccoon
--Dog
--Rat
--Surly's new 36-inch wide "Paw Patrol" tire





(He's sad because his penis is broken.)

2) Cycling causes sexual dysfunction.

--True
--False




3) Chris Froome claims his "adverse analytical finding" was due to:

--Tainted meat
--A malfunctioning asthma inhaler
--Kidney failure
--Being clinically dead






4) Strava users are unwittingly giving away:

--Their personal data
--Their adulterous rendezvous
--The locations of secret US army bases
--How badly they suck





5) The driver:

--"...hit the accelerator instead of the brake"
--"...was attempting to pass a pack of cyclists riding two abreast"
--"...was confused by a newly-installed bike lane"
--"--was not wearing a helmet"





6) This bike is the Yuba ___________"

--Spicy Curry
--Supermarché
--Washtub
--Smugness Skiff




7) Who is Charlie Butt?

--An Australian trucker who hates cyclists
--A Canadian adult film director
--Historian, wit, bon viveur, and rear half of the Johnson brothers
--He's you, he's me, he's all of us


***Special "Bicycles Are Destroying Society"--Themed Bonus Video!***


No charges for the driver who gave chase and hit an NYPD officer though.

20 comments:

bad boy of the south said...

holy smokes!possibly,first out of the gate.passed the early morning morning surprise test,too.

John said...

First?!

Anonymous said...

Changing things up a bit

BeerDrivenCyclist said...

Quick sprint for bottom podio step?

Tooch said...

Yeah - no outrage on the Uber driver driving in the bike lane?

dnk said...

I've got a soft spot in my heart for kids popping wheelies in the street.

I've got a hardness in my heart when it comes to the local TV stations ginning up bullshit stories about how scary bikes (and kids) are.

But those kids --- and those stories --- are providing the ammo for the anti-bicycle people who want to kill the proposed cross-town lanes.

HDEB said...

Youths being rowdy on bicycles + delivery people on e-bikes + Monday BSNYC quiz = sure sign that the end of the world is near!

theEel said...

weed.

leroy said...

Whose tracks are those
I think I know
What happened to
His yellow snow?

leroy said...

My dog is

A) Exaggerating his Strava accomplishments.

B) Exaggerating his prowess in the medical arts.

C) Exaggerating inability to grasp the distinction between the figurative and the literal.

JLRB said...

FOOT BALL
HUNG OVER
POOR BRDY
COLD ASFK
BACK 2WRK

Joe said...

A pop quiz? Oh come on, I wasn't prepared for this.

Olle Nilsson said...

Monday morning. Pop quiz. What, am I back in school?

This has to be a first. Maybe you've tossed us a few Thursday quizzes over the years, but come on! What gives with leading us on with the raccoon rat tracks? I want a do over.

Anonymous said...

that forging bike hammer is worse than the coffee/flour grinder and listening to mc hammer.

bad boy of the south said...

Whatever you do today,don't look at wall street.going down faster than the capt'n of this ship sliding on wooden planks...har har.

Dooth said...

Actually, those are my tracks...yeah, there was a full moon, you see and, well...I'm a werewolf. Ahhhoooooooo! But I'm vegan, so you're all safe.

Comedy Gold said...

I realize that this is not the "right" answer, but it is funny because it is true:

4) Strava users are unwittingly giving away:

--How badly they suck

Anonymous said...

What? Mr. Butt isn't a representative of today's highly evolved person?

Scott Maurer said...

I damn sure that driver with the broken rear window was LL Cool J.

Too Excited Guy in Video said...

Have you ever been to Harlem?